Put your phone in a time lock safe!
Need some distraction free time from your phone? Tired of being able to call for help when that deranged hillbilly comes calling, or when the inbred eldritch fish people from that creepy town you just rolled through try to drag you screaming from your rustic mountain cabin and into a deep stygian abyss?
Try the Distractagone! You’ll never be so sorry you let the doctor medicate all of that paranoia out of you! Ah, well…your battery was probably dead, and even if not you likely have no service. Enjoy your death by hatchet!